Long ago, Burny lived in peace. But no longer. Over the years, his temper grew hotter and now, at the slightest provocation, he burns with anger. I took this picture from a safe distance with a telescope (In case that wasn't already obvious).
I did not dare venture closer for fear of his fiery wrath.
"The only thing that anybody really knows about this author is that he is a real nutcase."
-Anonymous reporter
Well...