Written on 1/26/2022
The gym, Ava’s Brain. Luke 2 is watching the desk.
*Johnny walks in*
Luke 2: What’s up?
Johnny: Not much. Jimmy will be here in a moment. We’re about to do intense training. Tommy was busy, so we came alone. Anything interesting happening here?
Luke 2: *whispering* Ava is here.
Johnny: What?!? You’re kidding!
Luke 2: No joke. Really, she’s here. In the group fitness room.
Johnny: Man, last time I had to go find her. She was somewhere in a field.
*Jimmy walks in*
Johnny: Jimmy, Ava is—
Jimmy: In the group fitness room. Luke joost told ya.
Luke 2: Wh-what?
Jimmy: It is all up here.
*Jimmy taps his head*
Jimmy: And here she comes.
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